my life

|| no fun ||

2005-05-05T17:05:00.000-07:00

no fun, my dear.
no fun.
no fun blogging.
no fun at all.
no fun telling pple da happenings of ur life, thy juz read and go away.
no fun, my dear.
no fun at all.
no fun whining, letting out of all ur angst.
no fun, my dear.
no fun at all.

alrite! dats it! closing down tis blog. the reason? well, it is juz not right fer mie to blog. it is not my thing. cos no fun. lyk dat den not mysterious liao. haha.

'Trouble here, trouble there
People stop just to stare
What's the use of wasting time
Just move on, leave 'em all behind' -the sex pistols

|| every day is sunday ||

2005-05-02T00:00:00.000-07:00

how u all tahan the scorching heat? lyk juz go out fer abt 5 ins denn sweat alot maaaan. everyday is SUNday.

fuck. chelsea won the epl. fuck u all chelsea supporters. thy juz use their spending power to win da trophy. let's juz bet on liverpool to win their ucl semi-final tis coming wk.

it's may. and it is almost halfway thru da yr. time flies and flies and flies faster and faster. but it's good. and im loving it. haha.

||| chiobu day |||

2005-04-30T00:39:00.000-07:00

tis is da 2nd time dat whneva the lift door opens and derre happens to be a pretty girl walk past in front of mie juz as i wan to go out of da lift. sommoe it is juz happens dat i keep seeing pretty girls fer da rest of da day. cool huh. whnevr dats happens, it is chiobu day!

saw salman, my old fren. his 1st word is sth lyk 'sp eh?'. woah! i got sp written all over my face. i knew quite alot of my frens going to sp. im still tinking y need to go orientation camps whn u hav known dat quite alot of ur frens got go sp? guess juz go fer my skool camp, cos i dowan to b a dumb ass not knowing which lecture rm to go fer da 1st day of skool.

went to mfss to get back my testimonial and leaving cert. it happens dat mfss is having her speech day. so gott see ppple marching up and down forever non-stop. got meet da teachers and all. mr prem is so skinny i scared he will die bcos of hunger.

poly is coming. so does laptops fer np students. fuck.

now muz tink of some changes dat i need to tink of. sth lyk dyeing my hair and ear piercing. the former is alrite la cos i will dye it brown. it is da latter la. ear piercing? shud i or shud i not? fer family reasons is a NO. fer image reasons is a YES. sometimes tinking too much is not good. sometimes whnevr u hav a dilemma, go watch mtv and u will see linda liao. dat will reali brightens ur day.

::: linda, linda, linda :::

2005-04-28T21:55:00.000-07:00

i hav been watching more and more of mtv bcos of one hot chick called LINDA LIAO!!! and sommoe keep track of da her tv series 'chase'. she is thse hot chicks hu keep bouncing ard, smile so sweetly, so fun-loving, not bitching everytime, so cute, sommoe she wear thse perfect clothings to match her perfect personality. she is reali thse genuine girls. she'll b THE NEXT BIG THING.

::: shevchenko :::

2005-04-27T02:20:00.000-07:00

i hav a fren in yjc whose fren wans mie to giv him a girl's number hu is in thier very own skool! i mean...tis boy hav no guts and is so timid by her beauty maaan. since u are in da same skool, y nott u askk her urself fucker! y muz ask mie to giv her number to u?!?! suck maann. looser. wussbag.

orh well, forget all dat shit. a few moments now b4 da champions league semi-final kickoff. it's ac vs psv. of cos ac will win. but dont underestimate da underdogs. shit! cenot go cwk hse watch wif da usual peeps. dicky's tv oledi blew up.so guessed muz watch it at da very comfort of my beautiful hse. haha.

prediction: ac milan 10-0 psv . shevchenko will score all TEN goals. hahahhahahahaha.

::: it is started off with a kiss :::

2005-04-24T22:32:00.000-07:00

thank god dat im in poly. poly environment is MUCH better than mfss. da pple derre are more matured and hav a high level of thinking. u all knoe wad i mean.

let's tok abt girls. to b honest, there are such amazing creatures, except a few. all girls are vain. thy do make-up and dressed up with classy and beautiful clothings to enhance thier beauty. some even go to the extreme. thy will spend hours in front of da mirror b4 going out. Well, could it be worth all the extra time and effort...spending HOURS and HOURS to get that 'extra little bit' of beauty, whn da pretty girl is already has 'more than enough'? well, humans dont make sense, do thy?

fer me, thy do all these things to attract the BEST MAN out derre. not only dat, thy need to compete wif other girls to get the BEST MAN. another thing, girls juz wan to get da best attention and approval frm others.

haha! enuff talking. LET'S SEAL IT WITH A KISS.

::: three cheers for sweet revenge :::

2005-04-19T02:11:00.000-07:00

nowadays got see new trends lyk thse super-thick specs lyk thse cable wires...it's either in white or black...haha...denn gott see generally girls carrying thse tote bags lyk thy all wan to go market buy vegetables and fish...haha. tis is all TREND. sooner or later will gone out of style. it is CLASS dat counts.

aniwae, my brother hav gone to taiwan. fer 3 wks! so sian.

go check out a girl band called 'go betty go'. finally it is a girl band where it doesn't sing abt teen angst and broken homes and silly breakups. nott lyk avril. avril suck. thy juz wann to sing fer fun. dats da thing. thier songs rock maaaaan.

and also check out 'my chemical romance','the ramones', 'nirvana' and 'the FUps'.

::: class :::

2005-04-14T21:55:00.000-07:00

my brother going to taiwan tis sunday fer 2 or 3 wks. gonna miss him lots. denn envy him a lot. he over derre can see girls. taiwanese girls are pretty juz lyk linda liao. he derre can shop sommoe. he derre can go hav funn. nvm la. can ask him go buy some clothings fer mie.

now denn i knoe dat having a regular workout at da gym, hav a nice haircut, hav some nice shoes, cool t-shirts, polo tees and pants cann reali make urself look good.

here's a fashion tip: focus on "CLASS" rather than "TREND".in tis way ur "STYLE" wont go out so fast.

here's a joke: 'My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I
said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."'

::: no fun :::

2005-04-11T23:45:00.000-07:00

no job, no fun. so far hav been jobless. the s'pore govt is getting stupidier. thy still sommoe wan to debate abt building a casino. might as well use da money to build da casino giv to da needy. orh well, no use whining.

wonder hu will ever read tis beautiful blog of mine. shud b no body. nv expect a huge amount of pple visiting tis blog. im nott thse pple hu wans approval frm others. fer wad?!

here's a joke:
'A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody
home." I went over. Nobody was home' -not frm mie

:::

2005-04-10T23:43:00.000-07:00

i've been 'seeing' more pretty girls nowadays...whn i mean pretty is realli means pretty. finally we all can look at da good side of life. PRETTY GIRLS DO EXIST IN TIS WORLD. haha. finally we guys have more options to choose our love partners. heard dat da ratio of girls is to guys is 3:1. so we guys no need to worry...

here's a lame joke i heard frm fitri : 'who's the next pope?' one asks. the other guy answer " POPEYE!"

"I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow
has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck
you with." -not frm mie

::: we are the lazy generation :::

2005-04-08T10:22:00.000-07:00

the 'girl' is still stuck inside head. how am i gonna forget her? NOTHING! haha. yubby & mie go town. cb. he go buy da $89 quiksilver watch. and mie i juz buy da 'day sack' quiksilver bag. all things in da quiksilver shop all worth buying. juz lyk in topman.

"in family lies strength, friends have the power." -go betty go

::: the orange shop girl :::

2005-04-08T00:15:00.000-07:00

dicky, edwin, ayubb, andrew, kangling and mie went johor. went past the brothel. wth. the auntie saying "come! come!" in chinese. go cityplaza. go ard tis level 4 shops. found tis 'girl'. working at the orange shop. at 1st sight at her is WAO! haha. tott she's chinese denn i tok english. denn she ans back in malay. she's a malay! another WAO!. haha. reali wan da shirt at the shop. so keep bargaining till the 'girl' in da end giv 5% discount. i dowan to giv da inside story la. it is none of ur business. pity she dun haf email add and she wan giv number but make call overseas waste $$$. but she sae dun worry she working full-time and she sae she'll always b working at the orange shop. another WAO! it is hard to find such a girl wif da same wavelength & mindset & tinking as i am nowadays.

p.s. she's a DIAMOND!

::: smells like teens' spirit :::

2005-03-30T23:12:00.000-08:00

recently i gone to my pri skool alumni dinner wif dicky & cwk. meet aizat,edwin & juliana. all of thm go ijc. saw my brot's old fren also. also meet wif my pri 5 teacher. but no pri 6 teacher. she's having a two mths course. saw more old faces. but nott dat many frm my batch.

denn once upon a time, while i was waiting fer dicky,edwin,mah ser at amk station. tis two police guys in blue uniform suddenly come into da station. i look at thm denn both of thm look at me denn approach mie. im was merely sitting and waiting fer da others only. thy ask fer my ic. ask if i still skooling or not. wtf. look down on mie sia... denn i tell thm i got skool at sp. cb! denn one of thm write down my particulars. denn thanked mie. wth. im being screened by the police fer doing NOTHING!

finally finished my admin job at peninsula plaza. da boss is being very kind.wont forget her. abg redha is da best. he is lyk a big brother to mie.now i gonna hav a new job. gonna go fer job interviews tml.

realized dat time reali flies. sooner or later we will get our enrolment package in mid-april. denn after a while in 23rd may, we will b having da long anticipated start to our tertiary education.

da so-called punk revival by avril,simple plan, greenday, blink 182, good charlotte hav arrived. punk nowadays hav gone into pop & seeking mainstream success. it is bollocks! it is da whole opposite of wad thy r trying to do in da late 70s.if sid is still ard, he will b kicking da shit out of all of thm.punk has disappointed mie these days. it has lost its real meaning. dats y im nott being punky nowadays. dun wan to b associated wif thse poser punks. fuck shit! most of da songs r all abt teen angst which i dun lyk most.sommoe some hav thse pop rhythms in thm. suck maaaaaaaaan.

fer thse pple hu say dat their lives reali sucks.......ENJOY LIFE.

orh well, forget da shit dat hav happened in da past. here's da future...

:::sp:::

2005-03-24T16:26:00.000-08:00

wow! im posted into singapore poly. doing maritime transportation management under the singapore maritime academy. sounds interesting. haha. well, i missed out my 1st 3 choices. but da 4th one is quite alright la. gone r da secondary skool days. here's the poly days. tho we all r seperated, we will keep in touch.

'without music, life is a mistake' -gramophone

::: nevermind the secondary skool life, here's poly life :::

2005-03-21T08:41:00.000-08:00

cb! juz visited da jae site. cb! 22 mar we all noe wad skool to go. cb! it is tml! cb! so fast! cb! thse jc/mi fuckheads need to report to skool where thy r posted to on 23rd mar at 7.30am! cb!

ain't you all excited abt tis shit? cb! it is so exciting & funn!!! we all r getting into our tertiary education very very soon!

::: be dominant, guys! :::

2005-03-20T15:04:00.000-08:00

hav u all been in a grp converstion wif more matured guys? i hav been getting them quite often nowadays. thy all in their late 20s. gett some good tips abt ns & the army.

no.1 tip: if u wan to get fever & fall sick, EAT COLGATE TOOTHPASTE. the more u eat, the higher da fever. (imagine whn u eat roti prata, u dip ur prata into da colgate.) haha!

no.2 tip: another one is to take a lighted cigerette denn let da smoke dust gett into ur eye. denn in da end ur eye will look sore & red. go to da platoon sgt to get mc. denn skip training. x)

no.3 tip: try not to hav a girlfriend b4 ns. got one guy juz go in ns fer a wk or so. denn break up. cos u all noe la...pretty gerls are insecure & bored. thy need security & happiness & fun & excitement in thier lives. so havin a bf in da ns, doesn't help.

got other tips...but no need la. u all find out urselfs.haha.

denn got other aspect in their conversation. in areas lyk marriage, jobs & cars.

marriage is the time to SETTLE DOWN. not to enjoy life. enjoy life is b4 dat. dats y must find Ms Right hu can reali love u. not fer money & cars & chocolates & gifts. hehe. sommoe u muz b able to take moe responsibilities lyk buying a house, managing ur own children & other stuffs la. gonna hav dat ready fer da future...hehe.

dats all folks!

::: beautiful girls are getting insecure & bored :::

2005-03-13T23:23:00.000-08:00

aiming to finish up my clerk job before knowing wad course to take on da 23rd. so dat i can focus on more of wad things to enjoy & having fun. not only dat, i can focus on preparing fer poly life. g00d! time reali flies very fast. it will b either s'pore or ngee ann...gotta kick off my poly life wif a bang!

now i juz update my blogg once in a while la. c'mon...i hav my own life to live & enjoy.

::: the gathering :::

2005-03-08T20:00:00.000-08:00

play soccer wif edwin,jiahong,muscle,fit,seng,yub,sky,both desmonds,jason,dickson,febian,amos....sort of a reunion. so long nv c seng & febian. someone buy a big carton of aquarium fer da whole grp to drink fer da day. da sun was smiling brightly at us. after dat go makan denn play lan. meet marcus & don.sort of a huge mayflower gathering fer 2dae...haha. later going dicky's hse to c ucl.chelsea is going to lose! denn man utd is going to rule at da san siro!

::: whatsername :::

2005-03-07T23:59:00.000-08:00

juz known dat two modules fer a semester in da university got costs up to 2500 australian dollars. fucking expensive. abg redha's doing bachelor of computing. denn fer two modules thy giv him two fucking thick txtbks. woah! gonna b ready fer dat kind of stuff later in life. haha.

i tell u a story. i take 167 go home. the bus is packed. u all noe got thse bus seats dat facing each other rite...i got sit on one of thm. denn got tis one sajc chinese pretty girl sitting diagonally frm mie. she keep glancing at mie as i would glance at her. hehe. den after a while, da man opposite mie alighted. denn da sajc girl move to sit opposite mie. she pull her bag more towards her body as if she's hugging it. with this, she's as if showing her sexy two tanned legs to mie. she's thse athletics girls wearing thse so short shorts.haha. previously, she nv do tis to da other guy sitting bside mie. she keep holding her hp. waiting something miraculous to hapen i guess. hehe. denn she keep looking at me. her body language is so obvious! denn i keep smiling to myself. denn whn it's time fer her to alight. she wait till da bus stopped denn she move out. woah...nott badd. hehe.

heard dat girls lyk to cuddle. hmmmmmmmm...................

:::my choice of courses:::

2005-03-06T22:40:00.000-08:00

(1) aeronautical engineering -sp
(2) aerospace tech -np
(3) aerospace electronics -sp
(4) maritime transportation mgmt -sp
(5) accountancy -np
(6) accountancy -sp

denn da others no need noe la...sureli get into da 1st six courses.

:::seventeen:::

2005-03-04T23:53:00.000-08:00

gone are the days of me being sixteen. now im seventeen oledi. must look forward & make future plans & aims. look back & learn frm past mistakes. juz apply da courses i wanted. finally da jae system is not dat fucking heavy. reali hoped i get into aeronautical or aerospace studies which are my 1st 3 options. i predict dat in da future, things in s'pore will b moe X...and more & more pple will juz come to s'pore as a stopover b4 thy go to other countries. this is after i hav some further career advice dat i get frm my former teacher hu now doing a degree. therre'll b more budget airlines. pple will start to travel more. nvm if i nv get into my 1st 3 options, i can get into marine trans mgmt of which i can work in ports or wateva shit la. sommoe s'pore still hav da busiest port in da world. denn all da other options is all thse business-related courses.

today juz go johor wif andrew,edwin & ayub. woah. all of da sudden, our spending power is doubled. things derre are fucking cheap & worth it. it's lyk we tricked thm nott thy trick us to buy things. haha.

denn in da evening, go town. accidentally meet jehan & haikal. ayub buy slippers & fer mie wallet. say goodbye to my sandbag. haha. denn go j8 to buy my slippers. denn accidentally meet da 4e pple.

thannks to all those hu wish mie hhappy birthday. i reali appreciate it. hhappy birthday to cat too.

'people who never make mistakes will never learn" -not frm me

::: O level results :::

2005-03-02T19:16:00.000-08:00

English - C6
Comb. Humanities(Geo/SS) - C6
Malay - C5
E Maths - A1
A Maths - B4
Science(Chem/Phy) - B3
POA - B3

L1R5 - 22
L1R4 - 17

as u all can see, my Emaths is A1!!! muahhahaha! my Amaths in prelims frm F9 to a B4 in Os!!! my sci frm a C to an incredible B3!!! but my language bring my pts down. in the end, i cenot go into jc. if i can also i dowan. jc lifestyle suck maaaaan. does not suits mie at all.

yesterday juz started working as clerk again. at peninsula plaza again. wif da same old company again. but good la. i hav still my own office again. haha! saw my uncle ard raffles hotel. my uncle is an actor in suria. his name is lukman. after a while i saw haney hadad wif her family i tink.

::: town :::

2005-02-26T22:43:00.000-08:00

yesterday is the happening day. already early in da morning at 3.30am mie & dickson watch ucl. chelsea lost! muahahaha! denn supposed to meet ayub at ljs. but both me & dickson wake up till very late. ayub tapao den after dat he go work. opps!

ard 12 go town. saw dorcas wif her yjc fwens. denn after dat saw jasmine. denn da big surprise...saw frederick working at topman. i got 30% discount! haha! so happy. denn everytime wan to cross da road da man always turn green. woah! da world suddenly is going my way. haha. denn saw cindy at cineleisure. den saw 4e pple at ps. denn whn going back home saw sandy. woah! im so popular! walk ard town....meet alot of pple. hehe. denn during da whole adventure, got saw alot of beautiful gals. even got one call mie handsome. denn i ans back 'handsome onli arh?' haha! it is reali a beautiful day! xD

:::anti-copycats:::

2005-02-21T11:40:00.000-08:00

tis week is da most happening week fer me. xtreme makeover is gonna start today. haha! going to town to hav my haircut. on wed gonna take my contact lens & da last day of work at da funfair. must keep in touch wif da folks derre. denn shud b on fri or nxt mon gett backk results. denn on sat i will b going fer da army careers seminar. denn got many other things la. xD

"copycats' style is rubbish,
style that's common is sickening,
original style is everything,
style that's unique is extraordinary." -ME

::::es-pla-na-de::::

2005-02-18T00:48:00.000-08:00

tim sae he got letter saying he'll get back Os results on 23rd. now im confused wif da date. 23rd,25th or 28th??? 3 mths hav gone juz lyk dat. now veri soon we get back results. im aiming fer marine engineering. wan to apply the joint poly-saf scheme. lyk dat can get $1000 a mth while studying. da saf will sponser & if u pass ur examination in da semester, u get xtra $1500. cool yea? denn sommoe after u graduate frm poly, u no need to find jobs, the saf oledi reserve fer u one. the pay is $2000++. sommoe stable job. hu dowan? but i dowan to b in da army. i wan to b in da navy. all credit to meow on telling me this.

sommoe if a gerl asks u 'wad is ur occupation', u ans 'i work in da navy'. steady maaaaaaaaan. xD

:::j'kids:::

2005-02-17T00:34:00.000-08:00

it's been a while since i blogg...got a lot of stories to tell. so far life's a rollarcoaster. dowan sae da bad things dat hav happened. let's juz sae da whole bad things are so screwed up. all the bad things happened at work.

while da good things happened on valentines day, days whn meow is working, not onli him, his gf, tim, kamaliah, whatsername, da 3 tampines guys ( lan, hafiz, hakim), amir, yan,yus & faiz. tml i get my pay frm my courier job. finally! gonna do extreme makeover on myself! you all will see! hahahhaa.

things dat happened on valentines day is juz none of ur business.

you all gonna receive some shock treatment !!!! xD

::::unity:::

2005-02-08T11:46:00.000-08:00

'it's doesn't matter if you're black or white
it's not the colour that's make it bright
it's doesn't matter if you're yellow or brown
it's not the colour that will put you down' -ME

::::es-pla-na-de::::

2005-02-07T12:26:00.000-08:00

woah! got make alot more fwens at river hongbao. some ite, some nv skool, some skool, one finished army & one girl is a model! da girl engaged oledi wif suresh,da guy stationed nxt to me. he farnie & cocky siah...haha...juz lyk mie! xD he's 21 yrs old! denn his wife is 20. i always call da model 'kak' as in 'big sis'. suresh nickname is 'ah meow'. haha. he tell mie he got his nick cos lat time he lyk to abuse cats whn he's small la. all da pple working derre friendly, cocky, farnie & understanding. 2dae my 3rd day working derre. i take carre of da rides. haha! i envy thse little children. still small & cute & chubby & still having a fun time wif thier parents & still can enjoy rides! haha! my ride is near da river. so whn it is nitetime, aiseyman....romantic & breezy! haha. whn derres no crowd or whn im bored, mie & ah meow play wif da children rides. haha. quite fun u knoe! denn i go to da other fwens' rides. play wif all da rides! haha! i feel lyk im a child again!~

'make everyday the best day of your life' -ME

::: thebestwaytoblog :::

2005-02-03T14:16:00.000-08:00

yesterday whn going back home got saw two lesbians hugging & kissing each other at da 857 bus. im so disgusted. y thy do lyk dat? nott enuff guys ard izit?!

sadly tml is da last day of my job as courier. sae g00dbeyye to kak ogy, abg salim, fitri. & not to forget abg adzhar hu recentli kena accident. im working at a carnival at river hongbao starting on sat. so tis is going to b my 4th job.

tis morning i saw squirrel at semb rd. woah. s'pore got squirrel. aiseyman. tink 2dae kak ogy dun haf ani job fer mie to do. shud juz return da docs later at suntec fer da last time cos tml will b half-day la.

uhh...i almost forgot. yesterday got somebody laugh till her head wan to come off. haha. veri g00d!

::: thebestwaytoblog :::

2005-01-31T20:17:00.000-08:00

tml is february! veri fast! but g00d also la. i wan to noe my results fast denn go in poly fast. waah! everithing also fast. lyk mie! xD

my top 5 songs for the month of january:
.1. all these things that i've done. /thekillers.2. whatsername. /greenday.3. gravity. /embrace.4. i dream. /taufik.5. sunday morning /maroon5

::: the killers :::

2005-01-27T23:42:00.000-08:00

doing ad-hoc today. i need to take doc frm client to client. i went to shaw tower denn go to jurong. denn take doc in jurong to tampines. in da afternoon went to tannery lane to take doc denn go in da end at tuas. woah! i hav travelled to all corners of s'pore! wad an achievement. haha.

the 6th bk of hairy pothead is 'harry potter and the half-blood prince'. wonderng who's da half-blooded prince. must be me...! xD

' well somebody told me
you had a boyfriend
who looks like a girlfriend
that i had in february of last year
it's not confidential
i've got potential ' - the killers

::: thebestwaytoblog :::

2005-01-26T23:40:00.000-08:00

my blog got song oledi. i loaded it. it is ' wake me up when september ends' by greenday. credit to yus. i wan make da section where i can put up my top 5 songs of da month denn can hear frm it too one song after da other ler.

::: thebestwaytoblog :::

2005-01-25T23:33:00.000-08:00

today as normal. not like yesterday. yesterday is unforgettable. shop n save is going to open soon at khatib. veri g00d! uhh...& 7-11 also. veri g00d! denn can buy slurpees everiday can cool u down cos nowadays veri hot la. meet jehan. she wif fitri of cos. den go suntec to giv back da usual things. meet lin along da way. askk her boss if got vacancy. but too bad. dun haf.

::: thebestwaytoblog :::

2005-01-24T23:46:00.000-08:00

guess wad? i go to orchidville again. meet wif da client's son. he drove mie further down da ulu road. last visit i counted ard 8 dogs. now i count it is 17. huge big ugly dogs. these dogs are stray. denn whn arrive at da place da client's son sae 'all da dogs outside are stray but inside are all friendly. thy onli bark at bangla or black pple. thy nv chase or bark at chinese & malay'. woah. reali? the client got ard 5 dogs. all huge big & ugly. got one dog hav mane. like lion. denn i open da car door. got dog roaming juz outside my car door. scared he jump in denn bite. if da dog bite i bite back. haha. da client's son shoo away da dog. denn b4 going into da office got one female dog roaming ard mie. da client's son tell me she is da friendliest of all da dogs herre. friendliest u sae? im face-to-face wif a bitch. bitch...it reminds mie of somebody bitchy. denn after all da hustle & bustle. da client's son help mie go out of da doggy place called orchidville at mandai rd. shud rename it as doggyville. denn all bitchy pple shud stay derre. hahaha.

denn i go cycling while working. went ard my hometown. meet ayub to pass my ic photocopy to help mie apply work at airport. denn go yio chu kang. cycle derre frm yishun. woah. tiring but fun. coz i nv cycle to yio chu kang b4. im a person hu lyk to do things dats new.

but whn cycling back to yishun. i alone la. whn i am at lentor flyover, got tis zebra crossing. i go cross la. i look ard no car. denn whn im crossing, got tis mercedes car speeding towards me. siao driver. drive so fast. denn i break my bike. da car skidd to da right almost wan to hit da barrier denn turn to da left to stop. da rear mirror was juz inches away frm me. if i hav been cycling a bit faster, i kena hit oledi. i'll b in hospital oledi cos da car reali speed veri fast. can still remember da sound of da car skidding. SCARY! i was reali stunned. denn i continue to cross cos im alrite. denn da auntie in da van bhind da merc ask mie if im alrite. all da other cars bhind keep horning cos da traffic juz stopped. da merc driver came out. he was much further away. so he juz show gestures. he showing as if im wrong.denn i show back dat he's wrong. den i juz go away coz no use to argue wif this kind of stupid pple. denn got one bangla saw da incident. he tell mie' u no problem, he got problem'. denn i juz nodd. continue cycling back to yishun.

tinking back of da incident. i was very very lucky. mayb it is an indication of things to come tis yr. i am going to hav lots of gd lucks tis yr! esp my Os. got tis chinese saying 'if u overcome a disaster, bounds to hav lots of good luck'. i get da saying frm ros. so let's hope it is true. xD

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2005-01-23T21:41:00.000-08:00

played soccer in da morning near northland. faizal & mad zuhri got join. abg redha & cikgu iszal also. play 5-on-5 den da other team wan play match denn got play la. it ended in a stalemate 0-0. denn abg redha drove mie & zal home.

ard 5 meet abg redha. he drove me to northview sec skool. near derre got field. we play soccer derre wif another bunch of pple till 7.30. realized got many pple play soccer ard yishun during da evenings. in da end i receive a bump at my shin.

later watching arsenal vs newcastle at weekuang hse wif dicky. hope arsenal lose! guess im going home veri late again. xD

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2005-01-22T23:55:00.000-08:00

i work half-day till 12. onli went places at the lands of wood. denn go khatib meet dicky denn take 852 go ngee ann poly. stop at bukit timah rd denn walk down clementi rd. aiseyman. i must say ngee ann more better than nanyang. got free goodies. da facilities steady la. haha. hope i get to ngee ann. dowan nanyang la. nanyang is still at amk area. im so bored wif amk oledi. wann to go new places & explore. lyk dat more exciting. while taking the free popcorn meet fitri, jehan, jiahong, andrew, junlong & dexing. he & his blue shirt. lyk dun haf other shirt seh. go get a life maaan! denn after dat mie & dicky split up frm thm. go back yishun play arcade & lan. so long nv play. once in a while. went to weekuang hse watch epl. man utd won 3-1! liverpool lost to saints 2-0! hahahahaha! watch till 1am.haha! can see stars & da bright moon.

'the motto was just a lie
it says "home is where your heart is"
but what a shame
cause everyone's heart doesn't beat the same
we're beating out of time' - greenday

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2005-01-21T23:50:00.000-08:00

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILADHA!

go to darul makmur mosque at yishun derre fer friday prayers wif both of my beloved brothers. my older brot come back last nite. it's hav been 2 wks since i last get to be together again. denn after we go out.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILADHA!

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2005-01-20T23:40:00.000-08:00

guess wad? my 1st place is at mandai rd. got a place called orchidville. i was expecting some beautiful gardens! denn i walk into tis ulu road. thse ulu road where u can onli see trees on both sides of da road. denn i go in denn ask tis guy if got my client ard herre. denn he called my client. i waited and waited till my client drive in to da place wif his toyota car. denn he ask mie to go in to go to his office which is much more further in da ulu place. aiseyman...he drove me to his office. along da way, i got c tis huge ugly carnine dog roaming ard da road. woah! so big! if tis dog got bite my *toot*, im dead. it is thse dogs which looks lyk wolfs. denn i tot im okay denn whn we go further in got 6 more big doggys! woah! denn whn den whn we finally stopped. i open da door dennn got tis huge ugly big doggy bark at mie. denn da client shoo him away. denn whn going back, his son drove me out da doggy place wif his red toyota sports car. aiseyman...den he giv a can of 100 plus.

went to my hometown. call ayub to lunching. wait at his void deck denn we went np. he eat oledi denn he watch me eat. we go long john silver's. one of my fave places to makan.

denn go to my nxt client. ayub follow mie to c how i do my job. we went to tis hse. da client invite us to go in. aiseyman...denn giv us packet drinks. lyk he noes we both thirsty lyk dat.denn ayub go home. later he working.

denn in da afternoon, i call ayub. we both take 858. denn stop at jalan kayu to go to tis place called seletar west camp. it is near seletar airport so we got c many planes flying ard. after meeting wif da client, ayub go work at changi airport denn i go back to my hometown. both take 858 but different directions. haha.

went to suntec to giv da rubbish. denn all was done! meet lin den sae i wan ice-cream cone. got discount. giv chocolates to her also. xD

' where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin?' - bowling for soup

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2005-01-19T21:15:00.000-08:00

meet da folks at bukit panjang plaza as normal. 2dae amazingly much fewer places to go...it is half da number of yesterday's. 2dae i juz went to my hometown, tagore lane ( it is near upper thomson rd), yio chu kang, chong pang & finally the lands of wood. during my adventures, i meet zainuddin, the tall blur guy, in da bus 962. he last time in mfss, now at canberra.

got halfway along my journeys, i go makan at chong pang denn go home fer a while. no one at home so can relac denn continue my job. at long last, i meet fitri at the lands of wood mrt. collect all da rubbish denn go suntec. surprisingly 2dae finish at 5pm. the fastest! nel sae her mom cook oledi. aiseyman...last moment denn tell mie eh. too bad.

went pass andersen's. lin is chit-chatting wif her boss at da table...so dowan disturb. denn gib da rubbish to da rubbish collector at da counter guy at level 40. haha! denn went back andersen's denn ask lin if she wan go poly open hse. she cenot make it. but nvm...at least i managed to see her smiling frm ear to ear & waving happily whn i come over. hahaha!

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2005-01-18T23:50:00.000-08:00

off i go to bukit panjang plaza. meet fitri, kak ogy & abg salim at mac. all r sorting out da envelopes of documents.....waah! 2dae got reali a lot of places to go....i hav juz come at da right time! haha! aiseyman...usually 8 to 9 places to go....2dae 15! im going to da north side while fitri goin to da west side...i go to woodlands loop denn admiralty rd west....im grateful to bus 169, 858, 856 & my own feet. haha!

denn go to the land of yishun! my hometown! got see pple of walks of life...got some gerls smiling at me denn i smile back! haha! some juz make eye contact onli....aiseyman. steady la ahmad! hahaha! denn got also meet up wif my pri skool fwens...all juz going to ite yishun for skool la!....got see yjc pple walking ard np...denn go yio chu kang rd denn go khatib mrt to meet fitri. giv him some places to go cos he finished oledi. fwen & fwen mus help each other! veri g00d! haha!

denn da last part of the adventures of ahmad azhar, i go meet fitri again at the lands of the wood ( woodlands la!) to receive da docs he hav finished. got see ijc pple going home. denn i go yew tee to meet abg salim to also receive da same old thingg & frm abg wan (a new member of da company!) haha....but he rider la....veri g00d! denn go suntec tower 1 gib back thse things to da counter guy on level 40. denn go meet wif huilin....plan to dinnering but she hav eaten oledi....aiseyman....sae too nervous to eat wif mie, sae la! hehe. i take my 1st ice-creamless cone den it drop & b00m! denn da whole ground shake! denn i take another one. haha! xD

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'you tried so hard to be someone
that you forgot who you are
you tried to fill some emptiness
till all you had spilled over
now everything's so far away
that you don't know where you are' - jet

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2005-01-17T23:50:00.000-08:00

2dae i walk in my office as usual...denn i finish up da env in da santa claus bag....while im tinking im finished wif da job...my boss giv another plastic bag full of env!....denn i managed to finish up all da env in da plastic bagg la...denn dats all folks!...im fiinshed wif my job as a clerk....haha...onli fer 3 days! i am so incredible! da boss will call mie again whn she need mie again in abt a wk...so hopefully i get la...i'll miss da working environment, kak raniza, abg redha, da boss, the pantry & da ang moh...haha...guess im moving on...tml going back to work as courier!

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2005-01-16T23:50:00.000-08:00

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEND
WE KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE END
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
NO TIME FOR LOSERS
CAUSE' WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
OF SOUTH-EAST ASIA!

im proud being s'porean! see kallang stadium all bright red seyy....can make da eye pain...but nice view...in da morning play soccer at da field beside northland pri wif abg redha, faizal, his cousin hafiz, abg hamzah & the others la...too bad onli play 5-on-5....last wk is 13-on-13 !!! 26 pple!!! hhaha...denn one of da abg-abg giv faizal & hafiz free grandstand tix....aiseyman....but onli two tix onli....mie dun haf....haha....nvm coz i dun mind watching at home wif my younger brother, anwar. whn watching s'pore play, he wrap da s'pore flag ard his whole body....hehe. style! haha...in da end see aide lift the trophy....aiseyman....congrats! i juz love how indra score his goal....so cool! salute to the champions!~

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2005-01-15T23:50:00.000-08:00

GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!
GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!
GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!

2dae went cycling to semb shopping ctr. met up wif yus. see mrs vijay. my pri 3 form cher. she surre 4gotten me.. she wif her kids. den we go cycle to yishun lib. denn go seletar jetty. c sunset. da breeze so breezy. haha. aiseyman. got see two 'chipanzees' hugging each other under a tree. haha! denn go weekuang hse wif himself & dickson watch liv vs manu. in da end manu won! of cos la. haha. 1-0!!! r00ney is da man baby!

GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!
GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!
GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!

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2005-01-14T23:50:00.000-08:00

got back my philips mp3 frm yus. tanks a lot brother! denn go wee lee to jam wif suf, fad, hel, hil & yaz. reali let it all out whn jamming. fingers got abit blister. haha! tis time da drumstick nv break! everitime jam da stick break. hehe! den alwaz pay xtra $2. den go work. tis time onli managed 200 env. haha! ard 6 mie & abg redha go da field in between suntec & parkview sq. fer wad? play soccer! haha! we both juz noe 2dae got soccer. denn b4 coming go buy 3 fer $10 pants. but da prob dun hav soccer boots denn use our soccer foots. haha! luckie got xtra jerseys. we play 4 on 4 till cenot c da ball den stop. go sultan mosque to pray denn makan at north bridge rd. wah! da whole rd is food paradise. aiseyman. turn here & derre got food. but turn down got foot. turn up got nothing. haha! denn go bugis mrt to go home la! along da way we joke & joke. haha! u wan to noe wad we joke abt? no need la. haha! during da journey also we both got saw many 'chipanzees' ard. thy usualli in twos la. alwayz hugging & kissing. haha!

'now they are going to bed
and my stomach is sick
and it's all in my head
but she 's touching his chest now
he takes off her dress now
let me go
and i just can't look
it's killing me
and taking control' -the killers

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2005-01-13T22:50:00.000-08:00

ive managed 600 envelopes! aiseyman...nth unusual today...juz dat im bginning to feel dat ive hav a 2nd home at peninsula plaza...haha...& da kak got buyy mie stuffs....denn i gib herr my whole pack of snickers in return...tml i try to finish up 1000 envelopes butt tml half-day....so 500 la. hehe. tml & dis wkends will b packed wif activities & funn of coz! hehe. sat got liv vs manu. liv bot morientes oledi...so manu can hope fer a draw cos thy play at anfield. denn sun got spore vs indon! da moment of truth! the pride of the lions! kallang roar will be back! indon actualli good but spore best! im patriotic. will confirm packed. i expect 55 000 will turn up including ME! so it will be 55001!

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2005-01-12T23:55:00.000-08:00

i go meet abg redha at khatib in da morning. denn go city hall. denn to peninsula plaza. im doing my new job as a data entry clerk. i go in. aiseyman. air-con. nice working environment. i hav my own table & a very comfortable chair. hehe. to add on, while working i can listen to my fave songs or radio. da boss is veri gd! haha. tis job is veri gd. u can work while u eat. sommoe derre is a rm werre u can hav drinks, snacks & chocolates! i can go online while i work. feels lyk home. im home! hehe. in da end i onli managed 410 envelopes. tml i must beat dat number. muz improve myself. got a malay gerl frm nyp also derre. she is doing her 3 mths attachment thing wif da company. da boss at first called me 'little boy'. wah! little boy eh? denn after dat she called me ahmad ler...my table is juz opp abg redha's. he is associate producer. aiseyman. while doing job, we joking ard. haha. u muz enjoy ur job! denn lyk dat funn... xD

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2005-01-11T23:50:00.000-08:00

tis is my second day working as a courier. u dunno arh? it means i go deliver documents to my clients ler. i love tis job cos i lyk travelling & explore new places. it is tiring but it is worth it. im doing da thing i lyk while in the meantime make money & precious work experience. i work wif fitri. he is da bestest fren to hav. my two bosses also the bestest of bosses of bosses. i travel ard choa chu kang & derre i meet my former dikir barat instructor. he live at cck! he at da void deck while smoking. in da afternoon i travel back to bt batok office denn my boss salim gib me an ad hoc means i go take frm client to client. wah! i need to travel to harbourfront denn go tannery lane. u dunno werre denn go find urself la. after dat i meet fitri at city hall. i see janel. wah! she dress lyk she wan go dating! hehe. no la. she work as a 'whatserjobcalled'. hehe. take all da docs frm fit denn go suntec. after gib back da docs to da office, i go andersen's. i gib huilin a shock treatment. haha! in da end she treat ice-cream cone. i ask fer all of da flavours scooped into one cone! haha. she gib dat 'face'. denn pity her i ask fer choco chip la. after one scoop, she wan to gib me but i ask fer more! denn she add one moe scoop. haha. veri gd! denn after dat i go home la! so tired maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

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2005-01-10T23:50:00.000-08:00

this is my blog! the ahmad azhar's blog. so everyone is invited to visit. but i will onli blog whn i hav da time. c'mon la...i hav my own life to live also okay?! :]